Hey thanks for contacting Joe Bob! We appreciate your support. We can't guarantee Joe Bob hisself will get back to you, but all messages are forwarded to publicity management for proper distribution. Typical response times are 48 - 72 hours. If you are looking for autographs on merchandise, photos and/or cleavage, Joe Bob only signs such items in person. The high sheriffs typically make him available at various events throughout the year. Joe Bob feels that meeting you guys and gals up close and in person is a lot more fun anyway!